A breed of cattle imported from India. Horns usually curve upward and are sometimes tilted to the rear. Brahma cattle are known for their extreme tolerance to heat.
CAUTION: GETS AGGRESSIVE WHEN AGGRAVATED
A worldwide breed of human. Specifically made for making more(children, sandwiches, ect..) Moms are known for their extreme ability to protect, overprotect, and nurture their offspring.
CAUTION: WILL DEFEND CHILDREN @ ANY COST
Brahma Momma:
A mix breed of human & bull. Usually in the form of a Homo sapien, but have been spotted in bull form on rare occasions. Known for their extreme tolerance to heat and OVERPROTECTION of offspring.
CAUTION: GETS AGGRESSIVE WHEN CHILDREN ARE AGGRAVATED
I think I saw my mom turn into a Brahma Momma yesterday.
I bet you Jacqueline K was one.
I doubt Kris Jenner.
I think Katharine Hepburn, and Florence Thompson both were one too.
but not so much Brit Spears and Dina Lohan.
I even bet Rhonda is a Brahma Momma sometimes. &same with the queen.
Skin-walkers and shape shifting scare me.
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